Category Archives: Humor

Al Qaeda Hopes To Surgically Implant Explosives into the Body

New Kind of Terrorism?
Stitching a bomb into the abdominal cavity made of plastic or liquid explosives – such as semtex or PETN was judged the best method.

More of that article

Personally, I’d just as soon send them a pallet of Beans. They’d suffer first before exploding from passing natural gas.

On a related note, I received notice via a friend’s email of a possible new product in the offing:

Develop a booth that you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this nonsense about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention, standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number…”

I’ll contact engineering tomorrow morning and get right on it.

$1M Down The Drain

Of Geoge Soros’ money. It is to laugh. HAH!

Imagine giving all that moolah to the stupidest website on the Internet.

Media Matters posted a video the other day slamming FOX News for creating a video that shows Nicolle Wallace being punched in the face by Sarah Palin.

But the trouble is, the video was created by The Tonight Show… Not FOX News.

Like They Have Someplace Else They Can Go

Very funny, FAA.

What are you going to tell them? They can’t come down?

Complete And Total Awesomeness

By NJ Governor, Chris Christie.

Enjoy the video in the article. I most certainly did.

Just In Time For Halloween

The Werewolves of Congress.

h/t Don Surber (fantastic Conservative Blog!)

Work So Hard For a New Title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OoPnlIbNrU&feature=player_embedded

Yeah, I know what that’s like.

Call me ex-Candidate for U.S. Senate ….. heh heh

VP Biden Said It

So it must be true, right? Obama’s brain bigger than his skull?

Never would have believed it myself had I not seen it with my own lyin’ eye.

Soda Water Dogs

Long past time for some levity.

A friend sent this today, I’m sure it has been around, but enjoy this video.
I sure did.

Gotta love British humor.

Rush Discusses the Hot Dog

Outstanding.

Oh. In case you don’t get it, he talks about Weiner the Dem from NY.

Pot Meet Kettle

Doggoned if I can tell which is which.

Apparently, Speaker Pelosi didn’t like what WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said recently.

Too funny.